So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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