i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
The dick lei will go down in squad history
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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