yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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