so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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