She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Who died my cat blue again?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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