Just mADE A PArabola og urine
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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