Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
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The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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