Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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