I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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