I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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