Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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