I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
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If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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