As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
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