Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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