hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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