Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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