It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
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Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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