Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
The feeling are messing with the penis
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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