No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
He felt like a one man threesome
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
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there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
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just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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