Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Ladies don't puke and tell
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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