She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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