help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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