Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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