Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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