Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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