chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
send nudes
from the living room?
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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