PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
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The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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