Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I touched a dick in church today
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
that may or may not have been my penis.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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