do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal