I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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