No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
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