Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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