in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
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We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
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Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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