3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
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I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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