Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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