So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
