my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
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I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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