I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She liked it
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
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Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
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Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
It can also be a hat.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.