She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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