he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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