he wants to bone in the snuggie
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
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He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
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No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
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I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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