Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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