I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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