i already hear my dad disowning me
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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