And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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