And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Randomize
