Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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