Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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