so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
You're a waste of cheezeits
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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