Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
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it's not cheating when I paid for it
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
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Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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