I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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