Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I've blown a few things in my day
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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