The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
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I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
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Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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