i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
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I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
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I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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