I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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