i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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