I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
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just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
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We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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