is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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